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No Country For Old Bears is an Oscar winning movie for best picture in 2008. It is the sequel to Bears in a Submarine.


A lard group of Bears start having sex the Arizona desert. The old bears get killed by the young bears. Then they go and try to take out the people in Arizona. Senator John McCain orders Condoleezza Rice to call in the army.


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