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GroovyPeaceSign
GratefulDeadBears
"NoImpactMan.com"
is hippie-related, and not groovy to The Baby Jesus.
DrippingFaucet1
EarthHole

NoImpactMan.com
has its own Satanic tube of the internets.

Don't clog it!!!


Noimpactman.com is a crazy, insane, completely whacko anti-consumerist interweb created by some man who can't compete in the real world. He probably had a mom who smothered him all the time and no dad and lots and lots of sisters.

As a result of this upbringing the founder Whimpy McFrillyPants started down the road away from Manhood and America and toward Communism and Hippyism.


OnozOmgAni
FTroopCast
Oh No!
NoImpactMan.com
needs help fast!
Quick! Someone call the cavalry!

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