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No-brainer (noun) is the problem-solving solution preferred by The Greatest President. The no-brainer can be reached by evaluating any question with the first available evidence, then choosing the most obvious solution.
Synonym: Slam Dunk
Remember: if you use your gut the no-brainer will follow.
The no-brainer doesn't do nuance.
Telling someone "It's a no-brainer" quells dissent.
Dick Cheney says it!
Here is a short list of Real American talking points reached through the no-brainer .
"God is on our side in the War On Terror because Jesus was an American."
"Liberals hate America. The terrorists hate America. Therefore liberals are with the terrorists."
"Torture is OK as long as it's America who's doing the torturing."
"Possession of nucular weapons is evil unless it's America who's doing the possessing."
An early precursor to the no-brainer was Confucius who said: