Nickelback is part of the secret Canadian Domination over the USA.
Fear us.
Long Live Canada.
makes satanic music
which are lullabies to the Baby Satan

Nickelback is a band of pot-smoking hippies that plan to take over the American air-waves. They're are a part of the great Canadian Conspiracy and hope to one day infuse the minds of all Americans with their anti-war based lyrics. Would you expect any less from a bunch of Draft Dodgers. This mind-control has a side effect of making people bald, so if you listen to Nickelback (which is very anti-american) be prepared to wear a hat, commie.

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