Nick Lachey
makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?
Not quite girlie, not quite man,
Nick Lachey
is all Girlieman.

Nick Lachey is some Idiot who was married to Jessica Simpson, took her virginity, Divorceed her and took a lot of the money that she worked for.

He was a member of a Teen Pop Boy Band named 98 Degrees which never amounted to the same success as the Backstreet Boys and *NSYNC.

Nick Lachey
looks good in anything,
but looks hot in drag, baby!!

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