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Nicholas Wade
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process


December 4, 2008 NailingEdit

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  • he can use DNA to grow a woolly mammoth
    • Stephen gets those spam emails all the time
  • reconstructing these creatures is all Stephen dreams about
  • he brought a tooth
  • new DNA decoding machine to assemble all the bits
  • elephant with shag carpeting on it
  • playing God
  • reason why Noah didn't put it on the ark
    • God didn't want it to survive like the unicorn
  • the woolly mammoth genome cannot be reconstructed, but can be stapled onto elephant DNA
  • no woolly mammoth mice
  • wants to bring back the saber tooth tiger
    • Neanderthals too
  • it would be disappointing if we brought them back and they weren't different from us
  • if we bring them back, they could get their revenge on us killing them
  • bring back plants too
    • so we can learn to survive the next ice age
  • global warming or ice age?
    • scientists can't get their stories straight

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