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Newt Gingrich
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Newt Gingrich
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Newt Gingrich
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Newt Gingrich
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Newt and Bill at the Gentleman's Cigar Club

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The line in Newt's mind that separates hypocrisy from courage.

Former Speaker of the House and once-potential POTUS candidate in 2008, Newt 'Moon base' [1] Gingrich is trying for the presidency again in 2012 and is known for his way with the ladies.


BiographyEdit

The victim of a witches curse young Newt was once turned into a slimy amphibian. He did get better but is still not fully human.

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Newt Gingrich Today

As an adult was forced to divorce his third wife because she was inconsiderate enough to get cancer while he was busy having a career and a hot girlfriend. What a bitch. In no way should he be compared to Clinton[2]

In March 2007, during a radio interview with Focus on the Family's James Dobson, Gingrich admitted that he had carried on an extramarital affair during the time he was hounding Bill Clinton for his own infidelities. This is not the essence of hypocrisy, it is the essence of courage.

He did not run for the Presidency, even though he is the best adulterer the Republicans have.

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Newt Gingrich with his whore mistress wife

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gyRnwtscPA


Contract On AmericaEdit

Factoids Edit

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Newt doing what Newt does best, look closely

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Newt during his college years.

  • Wants to do away with freedom of speech on the internets, as it only helps the terrorists, and his vision for America includes no rights for terrorists. Only liberals hate America.
  • He has a half brother that keeps calling himself a lesbian. There's no way that thing can't pee while standng.
  • His no fan of the Bill of Rights, except for The Second Amendment, Jesus's favorite amendment
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Newt at age 3

  • Hates Food Stamps, like all Real Americans should do.
  • He is a certified historian
  • He is know as not just an idea man but a revoliutionary with radical ideas in fact many believe him to be the reincarnation of The Jesus
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    Newt dying for our sins

  • He is not rich.

Newt's New Contract With AmericaEdit

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