The Yankees have won more than 200 World Series. However, after every win, they have declined to accept their trophy because the New York Yankees are only interested in winning the American Series. The World Series indicates that France is included, and the New York Yankees do not accept that.
- The Yankees franchise slays BEARS. They rid America of godless killing machines!!!
- The Yankees are one thing that makes The Baby Jesus Happy.
- Derek Jeter is blood related to George W. Bush, Stephen Colbert, and allegedly Babe Ruth
- Only 0.15% of Americans make enough money in their lifetimes to purchase a ticket for a seat in the New Yankee Stadium.