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New York Philharmonic

The New York Philharmonic is the greatest Philharmonic ever. They perform at Avery Fisher Hall at Lincoln Center in New York City. They are currently under the leadership of Musical Director Maestro Lorin Maazel.

Invasion of North KoreaEdit

In February of 2008 the Philharmonic invaded North Korea with help from George Gershwin and Dvorjak with his New Word Symphony. Maestro Lorin Maazel was waving his baton conducting the Philharmonic in North Korea and mistakingly flung his baton into the air and it traveled far enough to hit Kim Jong Il in the head.

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