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New Year's Resolutions are special promises that Americans make to The Baby Jesus for the coming year.

We are never forgiven for our sins without proper church review, but we can promise to not cause further tears to come unto His tender eyes.

To post the promises you wish The Baby Jesus to hear, please click here.

"New Year's Resolutions"
is a part of's dictionary, "Watch What You Say". For the full dictionary, click here.

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