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ATTENTION: This Page is for Real Americans™ ONLY
If you are not a Real American™, pack your bags and report to GITMO.


New Year's Resolutions are special promises that Americans make to The Baby Jesus for the coming year.

We are never forgiven for our sins without proper church review, but we can promise to not cause further tears to come unto His tender eyes.

To post the promises you wish The Baby Jesus to hear, please click here.


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"New Year's Resolutions"
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