New Moon
has become TOO RANDOM
it needs a complete rewrite in order to remove all the randomness.
Please edit this page so that it fits in "The Stephen Colbert Experience" Thank You.

The Good That is This Book Edit

This is a book that republicans wrote to help the youth come into the party, especially in the teen girl demogrpahic.

What the Book is Reallya symbol For Edit

Edward is a symbol for the hardworking American citizen who is a deep republican. He falls in love with a liberal, which is dangerous. He knows he cannot come into contact with the woman with out turning her because, as a liberal she will want to kill her baby through abortion. He then accidentely has pre-marital relations with the woman and a demon baby is born. After he knows better and turns her into a republican and they live happily ever after.


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