New Europe

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Hey, where the hell is
New Europe???
I don't care, it's not America...hey nice ass, lady!
Baby Jesus
New Europe
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!

New Europe is full of good America-loving countries like Poland, Hungaria, and the Czech Republic. They used to be godless Commies but now they lend us a dozen or so soldiers for our Coalition of the Willing and provide convenient locations for secret prisons. New Europe is populated by strong God fearing men like the former Pope John Paul II.

New Europe is distinguished from Old Europe, which consists primarily of France and its satellites. Canada would be part of Old Europe, but it is not in Europe.

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