"Nerd Patrol"
Is an essential component of's Internets Tube for Nerds

The current leader of the Nerd Patrol… now you know why the boys have been motivated lately…


The official magazine of The Nerd Patrol

The Nerd Patrol is a group of people that tend to cough out lots of half-digested, cheese flavored corn chips though their nose if a fact isn't stated exactly as it is written in the Nerd's worm infested textbook. They are smarter than the Geek Squad and they are seeking to destroy America by forcing Americans to be exposed to facts.



Colbert adressing the nerd problem

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