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Necromancers are folks who can raise and/or animate the dead.

Notable necromancers include:

  1. Rasputin
  2. Pat Robertson
  3. Jesus
  4. Obi-Wan-Kenobi
  5. That fat guy from Lost
  6. God
  7. St. James the apostle, Patron saint of Galacia and Savior of Spain

One of the more memorable uses of Necromancing was when St James rose from the dead to fight iraqi insurgents in Spain during the crusades. We called them Moors back then. Also, this one time i saw a guy in Vegas cut a chick in half, then put her back together, and im pretty sure that counts as necromancing.

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