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Nazgul, Ringwraiths, or The Nine were once great kings. There are a total of nine of them. They were deceived and corrupted by the liberals, and now they are in a state on living-death, bound to the will of the Sauron wing of the Democratic Party. They are eternal slaves, seeking only to see a Democrat in the white house. They have been known to keep pet bears that they unleash upon innocent Americans. The Nazgul are known to support many terrorist tactics.

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