Nathaniel Blake

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Nathaniel Blake
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America

Nathaniel Blake is an American conservative commentator and writer. He is famous for all the acts of bravery he has (theoretically) committed over the years. For instance, after the Viginia Tech massacre, Nate complained of the wimpyness of the students actually running for their lives away from the gunman, instead of charging into a hail of bullets like real men [1]. Mr. Blake would of course taken the shooter out like Chuck Norris had he been there, but unfortunately was editing his Ann Coulter fansite that morning and was unable to come to the rescue.

Mr. Blake, as a healthy, conservative, Christian, heterosexual male, could singlehandedly turn the tide in the Iraq war. However, he has been unable to enlist because he is busily posting about why everyone should.

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