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Nastia Luikin in action destroying communism

Nastia Liukin is a Russian-American gymnast. She was born in Soviet Russia to a Russian father who spied on Soviet Russia during the Cold War. She Won a Gold Medal, 2 Silver Medals, and a Bronze Medal at the Welcome to 2008 Beijing Olympics in Gymnastics. She alongside Shawn Johnson were able to kick Communist China's underage ass. She is 18 years old and is super hot.

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