Naruto is just another example of how foreigners are trying to culturally invade America and corrupt the kids with unholy lies. As a result, Naruto is on the CIA's "Most Wanted' list, along with Osama bin Laden, Rain and those two creepy Nintendo Wii guys.
Naruto is clumsy and incompetent most of the time, much like the democrats. But thanks to the Baby Satan, he is able to summon a demon fox which has possessed his soul. And it's not the good kind of 'Demon Fox'. It's the worst kind: a mix of a hippie, a bear, and Thermond Chang.
Naruto is based off Satan's childhood dreams.
Thanks to his evil powers Naruto can:
- Seize control of Congress
- Insight the North Koreans to pursue nucular technology
- Infest the world with liberal Firefox web browsers
- Kick Some French Ass even though most likely the french will still be gay and unhappy
Surprisingly, this devilish spawn of Anime does still have some "friends". Most of these are fellow deviants and bug-eyed cartoon characters. Among them are:
- A Useless girl who complains thoughout half of the series
- The pervert frog
- some old Lady that makes herself look young
- Al Franken
Helping to protect America from this criminal are: