Former adulteress and actress, Nancy Reagan snagged the Greatest Catch Ever, by becoming Mrs. Ronald Reagan, forever securing her right to claim the title of "Largest Headed First Lady".
Section 1 - Careerwoman: Nancy's Glamorous Life of SodomyEdit
It was during this time that according to rat packer Peter Lawford (who's best remembered for shagging a Kennedy) she got a reputation for giving the best head in all of hollywood (better than hookers even).
Section 2 - Wife: Nancy Settles DownEdit
Goldigger or Girl Helplessly In Love!Edit
Section 3 - Mother: Nancy's Sacrifice in CelluliteEdit
Her Bastard ChildEdit
Patti, the slut
Her Bastard Step-ChildEdit
Ron, the Dancing Fairy
Her Two Good ChildrenEdit
Michael, Brad Gockley and Maureen