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Vera and what appears to be the still-living godless killing machine that is looking for a name.

The Nuremberg Zoo had two female polar bears which keepers believed gave birth to at least three cubs sometime in late 2007.

However, no one at the zoo could find two of the precious balls of potential godless killing machine fluff.

When it was discovered that one of the mothers (Vilma) may have eaten her cubs and that the one cub born to the other mother (Vera) had survived, it was whisked away to safety just as celebrity-godless-killing-machine, Knut had been a year ago.

Now animal activists are demanding humans feed and house the demon seed. does not encourage this behavior, but we must name this beast if only to track it better.

Despite the excellent suggestions below, the zoo has ignored the Nation and named the tiny (but still godless) killing machine "Flocke" (in American, "Snowflake"). [1]

Ursa Edit

The godless killing machinelette should be named after the mother of all bears, Ursa, regardless of its sex.--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 21:51, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

Kbolt Edit

The ideal name to match Knut, the new monster's older partner-in-crime. --Careax 00:29, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Kfruit Edit

Similar concept to the above, but this time playing on the liberal world capital of bear-loving sinners. --Careax 00:32, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Kball Edit

The only companion for Knut--WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer 03:04, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Leon Edit

America Edit

America is an awesome killing machine. Polar bears are an awesome killing machine. Need I say more?

Kolbear Jr. Edit

Is there supposed to be a Jr.?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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