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Justice delayed, Justice is sweet.
Successes of America's border protections with Jasper and Maria.
July 27, 2009Edit
- crime is on the rise
- public libraries are not safe from crime
- communities decide who is taxed and how much to support them
- public libraries depend on everyone following the rules
- without the rules there would be total chaos
- Dominic Philip is fine with total chaos
- his mother says he is addicted to reading and is obsessed about when they will go to the library next
- his sister calls him a "nerd"
- he circled the Nazareth Library Summer Reading program on his calendar weeks in advance
- Dominic lead a parade through the library
- tooting a kazoo
- it was covered in the local paper
- fame is part of the high
- the news story revealed that Philip lived in nearby Tatamy, Pennsylvania, which does not pay any taxes to support the library
- making the Tatamy residents ineligible to use the library
- Sir Dr. Colbert says to throw the book at him, but he'd just read it 
February 24, 2009Edit
- spike in crime
- keep foot firmly planted on the neck
- stop watching if you are breast feeding
- or thinking of breast feeding
- Don't share the plate, if you can't do the fate
February 2, 2009Edit
- airport security is important
- so is rail security
- Amtrak has protected passengers from their destinations
- weed out sleepers from society
- the heroes: Amtrak Police!
- photography contest is Amtrak's cleverest ruse since their timetables
December 3, 2008Edit
- Border Patrol Agents prevented subversive knitter from re-entering America after visiting Canada for an art concert or thing
- artists love to shock by knitting and crocheting
- dog sweaters
- Radical Lace & Subversive Knitting
August 11, 2008Edit
- hippie pot head, "Toke Master Back Ache", was fired for being a stoner
- his doctor is Tommy Chong
March 4, 2008Edit
October 2, 2007Edit
armed with the cyberterorrist's (cyberorrist) favorite weapon: the laptop
August 20, 2007Edit
America's northern border
hasn't been high since 1975
Marcel Feldmar, Andrew's son
Sleep tight America, there's one less drug fiend prowling your neighborhood.