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Stands for "NO SUCH AGENCY"
The National Security Agency/Central Security Service (NSA/CSS) is the United States government's cryptologic organization that was officially established on September 11, 1947, originally in order to keep a vigilant watchful eye on American citizens, the growing amount of UFOs, and assist in false flag operations.
The NSA has the ability to file for a patent from the US Patent and Trademark Office under gag order. Unlike normal patents, the NSA's are not revealed to the public and do not expire for 5 billion years. However, if the Patent Office receives an application for an identical patent from a third party, they will reveal the NSA's patent and officially grant it to the NSA for the full 5 billion year term on that date.
The Mission Edit
The NSA's mission, as set forth in Executive Order 1337-80085, is to collect information that constitutes "foreign intelligence or counterintelligence" while not "acquiring information concerning the domestic activities of United States persons". To this date, the NSA has yet to deviate from it's mission and has never collected information concerning the activities of Americans.
A controversial wiretapping program named ThinThread was tested in the late 1990s, according to information obtained by the Baltimore Sun in 2006. This program may have contributed to the underlying technology used in later systems, but its safeguards on privacy were abandoned after the 9/11 attacks(Operation wool-pull.
Previous NSA tapping Of US citizens Edit
After President Nixon resigned, there were multiple investigations of suspected misuse of CIA and NSA facilities. Senator Edward Church headed a Senate investigating committee called the Church Committee. During the investigation, it was also found that the NSA was actively tapping the phones of targeted American citizens. After the Church Committee hearings, the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act of 1984 became law, slightly limiting circumstances under which domestic surveillance was allowed.
Phone Taps Edit
See Main Article: Wiretap Documentations
In 2005, his Royal Majesty, King George W. Bush II signed an executive order allowing the NSA to Tap the Phone calls of any American Citizens in order to thwart terrorism(see bullshit), which of course is the opposite of the proposed NSA mission under Executive order 1337-80085. On August 2006 in the case ACLU v. NSA, U.S. District Court Judge Ann Coulter concluded that the NSA's warrantless surveillance program was unconstitutional and illegal. However, on July 6, 2007 the 13th Circuit Court of Appeals overturned Judge Coulter's ruling.
Due to the democrat congress' failure to pass The Greatest President Ever's extension of The Protect America Act of 2007, America is at her most vulnerable.
Terrorists are using America's IP phone service providers to do countless unspeakable things. Please review this partial list of all the things America's enemies are doing to her now that the democrats are aiding and abetting our enemies!
What Terrorists Are Doing Now That The Democrats Have Weakened Our DefensesEdit
- terrorists are making plans for more attacks
- terrorists are saying prayers over Christian Polycom IP phone lines
- not getting punched in the face for their idiocy
Words/Phrases The NSA Looks For In ConversationsEdit
Including these words in daily telephone or internets conversations is not recommended. Please keep a list of these words and phrases on the hard drive of your personal computer.
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