"On Lerna's murderous hound, the many-headed hydra, he set his branding-iron, and smeared its venom on his darts..."
NAMBLA is probably the largest of all brotherhoods, encompassing as it does the National Basketball Association, the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees, the National Rifle Association, the American Association of Retarded People, the Kyoto Protocols on Climate Change, the Motion Picture Academy of Arts and Science, the US Senate Commerce and Transportation Committee, the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries, News Activism Means Better Living for All, the Democratic Party, and many more. In recent years, the "great umbrella" of NAMBLA has become so far-reaching in its scope that very few Americans are aware that they are already members, several times over.
NAMBLA was founded in 325 A.D. when Constantine took over the Catholic Church. He soon gathered large numbers of young boys into his chambers for the first NAMBLA congress. Such has been the trend ever since, NAMBLA members holding congress with young boys. NAMBLA is a Democratic organization which has high powered members involved in the anti-American crusades currently being touted on liberal left-wing media news channels. Its President is Michael Moore with Al Franken currently serving as vice-president. NAMBLA is thought to be connected with feminazi's because of the Clinton's, Bill Clinton being an avid supporter of NAMBLA and Hillary Clinton being a feminazi.
The North America Marlin Brando Lookalike Association fights with NAMBLA, the North American Man-Boy Love Association, relentlessly for the rights to the nambla.com domain. It is a hostile fued if there ever was one.
- Michael Moore President
- Al Franken Vice-President
- Mark Foley Spokesperson
- Tree Huggers