WARNING: Muslim Vampire
is part of the Islamification of America!
By visiting this page you support Muslim Vampire and are a threat to America!!
لديك الوقت لطيف في غوانتانامو
Osama bin Lisa
Mahmoud Ahmedi-Muslim Vampire-nejad is a terrorist.

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Now, usually when you die your threat level decreases significantly. But evidently not with Muslims. They get scarier. Which can only lead to one logical yet terrifying conclusion -- Muslim Vampires
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~ Stephen Colbert
September 28, 20410

Mooslim Vampires (Terror Sleeper-in-coffin Cells)

whom either were mooslims and then became vampires or they are vampires that converted to Islam.

How to Protect YourselfEdit

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Protect yourself from Muslim vampires by making your neck non-halal. Rub it with pork sausage, or better yet, wear a bacon turtleneck.
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~ Stephen Colbert
September 28, 2010

  • Bacon Turtleneck
  • Pork Sausages

How NOT to Protect YourselfEdit

  • Crucifixes do not work on Muslim Vampires or any Vampire. Not even Garlic.

External TubesEdit

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