Musical Theater
is an insidious part of the
Fancy-pantsification of America!

Musical Theater
is Very Manly™.
Baby Jesus
The Baby Jesus and The Baby Satan
are fighting over the very soul of
Musical Theater

Musical Theater (or musicals) are theatrical or cinematic forms of entertainment consisting of dialogue and the sudden, inexplicable onset of spontaneous singing and dancing.

It is because of this final characteristic that makes everyone wonder if it's really gay.

History Of Musical TheaterEdit

Biblical/Caveman EraEdit

Renaissance EraEdit

An Overweight, Blonde Woman Wearing Viking Horns Muscles Her Way OnstageEdit

America Takes OverEdit

Famous Musicals And Their Impact On MasculinityEdit

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