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The following page is deliberately written in redneckese.
Dag nabbit, mullets rock! They's the hairstyle that never goes out-of-date! If you's a blue-collar God-fearin' redneck American family you need mullets to show yer classiness! Momma, poppa, and the little 'uns. Even the dog!
Business Up Front, Party Out Back Edit
Git 'er done!
Famous mullet wearers Edit
- Billy Ray Cyrus
- Joe Dirt
- David Spade
- Kid Rock
- Toby Keith
- Hulk Hogan
- Chuck Norris
- Duane "Dog The Bounty Hunter" Chapman
- Mullets are often hereditary. Just shave your head then grow it for 8 months.
- The Bible tells you both keeping your hair long and cutting it short is shameful. Maybe a mullet is biblical?!