Mr. Right Now (candidate)
- settling for a guy even though you hate him (like the way Stephen feels about john McCain)
- the choice of candidate even though it makes you eat an entire pint of ice cream or drink wine straight out of the bottle when you consider voting for him
- a.k.a Mr. Bottom-O-The-Barrel
Origin: One day while Dr. Colbert was in the salon getting a Mani-pedi (it's okay; it has "man" right in the name) a couple of the gals were discussing an article in the magazine Atlantic called "Marry Him", subtitled, "The case for Mr. Good Enough."