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Moral Majority
is one of the Think Tanks that keep this country
on a straight and righteous path.


Where the Moral Majority come to make battle plans

Moral Majority are the truth and the light according to the mainstream. They protect America from gays, ACLU, Cindy Sheehan, The Supreme Court, United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit and probably you too if you are reading this.

The Moral Majority, as a part of reality are thusly a commodity. Although it should be common knowledge to everyone, sadly, only good and decent folks who adhere to the true meaning and feel of truthiness ever put stock in, or trade/barter/loan this particular subset of reality.

Worse still, the norm for most in the immoral minority is to spend as much time as possible trying to destroy everything that makes this country great, completely overlooking the good of the whole in favor of focusing on the rights of a few paltry individuals.

Additionally, the Moral Majority is directly responsible for Christmas, a fact many Liberals would dispute if they weren't too busy attempting to protect the environment from so-called exploitation by corporations bent only on building a better world and getting rid of all the trees.

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