The Mormon Pope. Currently the position is held by Gordon B. Hinckley, who was personally chosen by Joseph Smith.
Hinckley wears funny underwear and has never seen the Blessed Virgin Mary on a piece of toast. He is also dead; Stephen's writers killed him.
The Mope controls all Mormons just like the Pope controls all Polman Catholics. In fact, Romney will be ever so glad to serve the Mope.
Stephen Colbert has formally requested that the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints name Boyd K. Packer as The Mope, retroactive to April 12, 2007.
The Mormon church has named a new Mope, Thomas S. Monson to lead them into the 21st century.