Moon Landing
is science-related, sending it straight to hell.
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"Moon Landing"
discusses one of the Liberal's Ridiculous Theories and Notions.


This did not happen.

The moon landing did not happen.
There are no tapes, thus no proof, nixo-facto, no moon landing.

It must be true, because I saw it on TV, which was then refered to on The Internets.

And ... and NASA admits they manipulated images of it, therefore it never happened.

Case closed.


No one landed on the Moon.

Although if we did actually land on the Moon, then the Moon belongs to America. We got there first.

And that should be the final word on the subject of a "moon landing."

But it isn't.

Liberal Media LiesEdit


Still image from liberal "moon landing".

The liberal media will lie about any technological advances because none of them actually happened and they are an abomination against The Baby Jesus.

  • No one has made a vaccine for "polio" (as if a real disease would be named after a sport!).
  • The Internets are nothing more than a bunch of tubes; there is nothing "electronic" about it.

Liberals staged the moon landing in Hollywood where all liberals live when not in France or The People's Republic of San Francisco. They had use a studio vacated by pornographers. (See right)

Liberals have been known to be behind many "newsworthy" events:

  • Moon landing
  • Rescue of American hostages from Iran[1]
  • Baby Jessica's rescue from that well
  • Kirsty Alley losing weight
  • Ned Lamont's victory over Joe Lieberman
(No one can be satisfied with the outcome until the Supreme Court has given it's approval)

The Only Satisfactorily Way to Determine An Actual Moon LandingEdit

Is when it's done privately. Only then can Americans really believe that a man has landed on the moon. The conquering of space can be secure and real only once it has been privatized.

And only when all space-based technology from cell phones, and all television and radio transmissions to satellite photography/mapping and GPS-based search and rescue capabilities is in private hands can we ever be free.

God Bless America.

"Back" To The MoonEdit

America Conquers Moon: Mooninites welcomes Neil Armstrong as liberator

NASA is planning to 'return' to the moon and establish a permanent base by 2027. The only way this can be accomplished is under the leadership of Donald Rumsfeld who has already proven that without a cost estimate, design details or real timetable he can achieve a stunning success. Just look at Iraq.

They will send one, yes one, person up to the moon in a one person hightech space craft unseen by the public. Current nominations for this position include:

Of course, we at wouldn't mind seeing any of these candidates shot into "space" on a rocket.

External TubesEdit


  1. No wait. That one really happened, because Ronald Reagan did it himself. Oops.
Moon Landing
is one of the things they don't want you to know about.