Stastny Yan
Montreal Canadiens
is Hockey-related
making it un-American
Montreal Canadiens
est trop Français
veuillez l'éditer pour le rendre plus vrai dans les tripes
Montreal Canadiens
is too Canadian, speak American, eh.

The Montreal Canadiens are a bunch of America-hating French-Canadiancommunists who burn the American Flag and the Canadian flag before every game in their locker room, whose roster consists of several sissy-boy Europeans, inadequate French-Canadians and self-hating Americans, the worst kind of American.

The Montreal Canadiens nickname is the Habs. This is actually a secret anti-American acronym: Homosexual Associates for Beating the System. What they mean by this is that the athletes who play for the Canadiens abuse their status as professional athletes to bypass the law so they can get gay-married. It is believed they hate America because they are forced to play in an American hockey league. Q : Why don't Canadians have a hockey league of their own? A : NHL creation was lead by the frequent meeting of the two first teams to play in a professional atmosphere (circa 1906); these two were the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Montreal Canadiens.

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