contains too many facts,
Please clear this internets tube before the whole system gets clogged up!
Hey, where the hell is
I don't care all that matters is that it's AMERICAN...hey nice ass, lady!

Montclair is a Town in Essex County, New Jersey. The Only notable aspect about Montclair is it is the hometown of Our Glorious Stephen. Other than that, Montclair is useless, for it is overly saturated with American Hating, Liberals Hippies.

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