Monster Truck Rally/Featured was a Wikiality.com Featured Word on 06/28/07.
The following tube should be spoken in a deep, gruff voice:
Why Liberals HATE Monster Truck Rallies
- They despise it when anyone is having fun! Especially righteous Republicans Republicans Republicans!
- They know a monster truck would destroy their puny Toyota Prius Prius Prius!
- They hate that the biggest monster truck fan is the Greatest President Ever Ever Ever!
- They know they'll never be cool enough to invent a kick-ass monster truck truck truck!
How To Spot A Monster Truck Rally
It's not a Monster Truck Rally if...
- It's taking place on a beach
- It's taking place in San Francisco
- You can buy tofu food products
- There are black people, hispanic people, asian people or gays there
It's probably a Monster Truck Rally if...
- Most of the kids are holding loaded guns
- Liberals and/or hippies are protesting outside
- The commentator yells everything three times times times!
- They lynch an A-Rab during the interval
- They sing the national anthem at least 5 times
- The couples have matching mullets
- There are big-ass trucks flying through the air