Monster Truck Rally

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Monster Truck Rally

Watch out bears, there's a new killing machine in town! (surrounded by white people!)

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Along with wrestling and Nascar, monster truck rallies form the holy trinity trinity trinity! of wholesome American entertainment!

They provide good, honest, hardworking folk an escape escape escape! from the toxic bile which ceaselessly spews from Hollywood's liberal and unholy orifice orifice orifice!

How To Spot A Monster Truck RallyEdit

It's not a Monster Truck Rally if...Edit

  • It's taking place on a beach
  • It's taking place in San Francisco
  • You can buy tofu food products

It's probably a Monster Truck Rally if...Edit

  • Most of the kids are holding loaded guns
  • Liberals and/or hippies are protesting outside
  • The commentator yells everything three times times times!
  • They lynch an A-Rab during the interval
  • They sing the national anthem at least 5 times
  • The couples have matching mullets
  • There are big-ass trucks flying through the air

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