Some of these Monkeys are actually Illegals, stealing jobs from American Monkeys.
|Monkey Island |
|Official Bird:||Winged Monkeys|
|Common Name:||Monkey Island|
|Official Anthem:||Banana Song|
|Population:||1 Billion Monkeys|
|Principal imports:||Monkeys, Animals, Pirates, Ghosts, Guybrush Threepwood|
|Principal exports:||Bananas, Feces, Human Ego|
|Principal industries:||Zoos and Banana Plantations|
|Fun Fact # 1:||Vegetarian Cannibals inhabits Monkey Island|
|Fun Fact # 2:||There is a Giant Stone Monkey Head|
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The Island is run by Lex Salisbury, aka El Diablo Blanco (The White Devil), an evil Dictatorial Zookeeper. El Diablo Blanco is the Alpha Male of the Zookeepers and he will mount you if you show any sign of weakness.
The Island was created to gather animals from around the world and bring them to the Zoo located in Monkey Island, as exhibits to maintain our Human Supremacy over the Animal Kingdom (and that Kingdom better surrender!)
Escape from Monkey Island: Monkey Madness MayhemEdit
There is no escape from Monkey Island, we all return to it someday.