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MonkeyTypewriter

A monkey typing Dan Brown's newest book

fuck

ObsessionsEdit

Monkey washing cat

Monkey washing cat

Monkey waiters

Monkey waiters

Monkeys also love to wash people's cats. Never accept food from a monkey waiter--you don't know where his front paws have been.

Monkeys have a very unhealthy obsession with feces. They throw their poop at other monkeys and everything else for no discernible reason whatsoever.

Despite not having thumbs, their aim is amazingly accurate.

Or so I've heard.

See AlsoEdit




Evil dolphin
Stephen hates utah
Monkey is in Wikiality's Animal Perdition

This horrid beast will spend eternity wandering the vitriolous wastelands of Utah.