|Monkeys also love to wash people's cats.||Never accept food from a monkey waiter--you don't know where his front paws have been.|
Monkeys have a very unhealthy obsession with feces. They throw their poop at other monkeys and everything else for no discernible reason whatsoever.
Despite not having thumbs, their aim is amazingly accurate.
Or so I've heard.
|Monkey is in Wikiality's Animal Perdition
This horrid beast will spend eternity wandering the vitriolous wastelands of Utah.