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EddieEagleNRA
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"Monitoring The Future"
is for the kids!


Monitoring The Future (MTF) is an innocuously-named set of inquiries that determines which American students are in Satan's hallucinogenic grasp. Drugs are the greatest scourge targeting America's Innocent Snowflakes™ (behind only teh ghey) and it is critical that everyone know who is doing what during every moment of every day, otherwise the terrorists will win.

Sponsored by a joint task force between the NSA and the National Institute On Drug Abuse, MTF is based out of the University of Michigan and may one day soon be the state of Michigan's only employer.

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Leisure Time ActivitiesEdit

What is your favorite movie?
 
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The poll was created at 19:53 on March 30, 2009, and so far 1 people voted.
What is your favorite book?
 
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What do you like to do during your free time?
 
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Family BackgroundEdit

Do your parents smoke?
 
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The poll was created at 19:53 on March 30, 2009, and so far 1 people voted.
Do your parents drink alcoholic beverages?
 
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The poll was created at 19:53 on March 30, 2009, and so far 1 people voted.
Do your parents snort, mainline, freebase or imbibe in any way any narcotic substances?
 
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The poll was created at 19:53 on March 30, 2009, and so far 1 people voted.

Personal BeliefsEdit

How would you describe your political beliefs?
 
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The poll was created at 20:05 on March 30, 2009, and so far 1 people voted.

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