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Monica Goodling
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Monica Goodling
is a Proud Republican Goddess
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...Ms. Goodling likes using the email?
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Miss Goodling swears

Monica Goodling is a loyal aide from the Greatest Administration Ever. She does hard work for the Greatest Attorney General Ever and as a graduate of a prestigious university famous for the legal minds who have graced its halls, knows when to hold 'em, and when to fold 'em.

She interned with Baker, Tataramoa and Nebbes.

Recently, Goodling was forced to plead the 5th commandment when Nancy Pelosi tried to get all up in her boss' business. Oh no you didn't, Nancy!

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Goodling is a neologist, or word inventor. She is most famous for making up the word "caging," which doesn't exist in American and has nothing to do with direct mailing, Timothy Griffin, or Karl Rove.

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Miss Goodling cowering before brutal photographers

April 6, 2007--
Goodling submitted a letter of resignation to her boss, Abu Gonzales, stating that she:

"wanted to spend more time with my family..."

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Monica at Regent U, America's Premier Christian Graduate School

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I am Monica Goodling and and my lawyer swears I'm not a
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Monica Goodling
will one day be a fine addition
to the Greatest Corporation of All--FOX!!!

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