Origin Of MoneytheismEdit
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What Moneytheists BelieveEdit
Essentially Moneythiests believe in a pure version of a free market untainted by regulations, in very much the same way Heaven's economy would operate. For an example of a mature expression of Moneytheism see Third World.
Very much like the rest of the universe it comes from nothing but from the moment of it's creation it becomes EVERYTHING. And on the seventh day there was compound interest.
Mo Money, mo Money, mo Money. More is ALWAYS better than anything else.
The 'afterlife' is certainly a myth as the whole of the universe will cease to exist without Money, pray Money never dies.
Corporations are king.
The doctor is paid, BEFORE, the baby is delivered. To give thanks for the mere notion of extracting the child from it's moneyless purgatory.
In the US we are natural born crimanals - leudness, trespassing and vagrancy, the day we are born. Even if you are born at 'home', even if that 'home' is 'paid for' in reality you are merely a tenant of 'your' property. Fortunately money can solve all of these dilemmas and absolution can be acquired! For a price.
All currency is bonded in the locking of two individuals, giving them each equal shares of everything no matter what was brought to the table beforehand.
The deceased is buried with all his possessions in order to take it with him/her to show God how much he obtained.
Money, properly applied, absolves one from any and all social, socioeconomic and even economic obligations or responsibilities.
Money is the answer to all of life's questions and dilemmas.
- un-american traitors are a threat to Moneytheism!
- Pope calls for less regulations
- Crazy man rejects the teaching of Moneytheism
- The Gospel of Prosperity
- Even Women love Moneytheism
- Man jailed for Moneytheistic beliefs
- It is OK to steal, but only rich people can do it
- Rich Jesus demands more money
- God continues to send money to the faithful