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Mahmoud Ahmedi-Mohammed-nejad is a terrorist.
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Peace be upon him (unless he stops getting us the oil).

Mohammed is like Islam's Jesus, or something.

He was made famous in 2006 by Danish Cartoonists. Before that he was unknown to the world except to a few religious scholars, and that Nation of Islam dude.

The Qur'an asserts he ascended to heaven in Graceland.

Muhammad loved children.

In fact, he married a seven-year-old named A’isha. While this may seem unseemly in western culture, Islam allows the marrying of children as long as the husband is over fifty and he lets her play with her friends for one hour per day. A’isha was very hot.

Mohammad and the Sweet ScienceEdit


Buddha was a boxer, just like Mohammed

Mohammad became the World Heavyweight Prophet of Islam when he defeated "Sunni" Liston in the fight now known as the "Melee in Mecca." He then began his quest to defend his title by declaring a war on all upper-middle class white people, known as Ji'had.

Mohammad also had great battles with Buddha, the first of which was the "Rumble in the Jungle".

Buddha and Mohammad Battle in ZaireEdit


Actual Poster advertising the first Battle between Buddha and Mohammed


Photo of Mohammed and Buddha in "The Rumble in the Jungle" as Mohammed asks, "What's my name?"

In the first battle between Buddha and Mohammad (called "The Rumble in the Jungle") Mohammad defeated Buddha in the eighth round.

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