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This is a Mog... Half Man and Half Dog. This is what Rick Santorum has been warning us about.

Common in Outer Space, but a freak of nature on Earth, a mog is the result of Man on Doginess. Although Mogs are not as deadly as bears, one should be careful in the presence of a mog. They can be dangerous (in a John Candy kinda way).

Mogs On America's PlanetEdit

Donald Trump Jr

The Unholy Loin-Fruit of Donald Trump and some poor Lhasa Apso

Fun Facts About MogsEdit

A Mog is its own best friend.

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