Moderates are the bisexuals of politics. They're simply dumb people that can't choose a party. Moderates will buy you a drink and caress your neck gently, but they always have to get up early for some meeting and never call you again. None of them actually get along. They just talk about how much they like change, change and more change. In fact, this page has probably already been changed... you should probably refresh.
Stay away from moderates at all costs since you don't know what side they are on. For all you know, they could be a terrorist; in fact, you should treat them as terrorists as a precautionary method.
- GOP to purge all deviant moderates from party
- un-american traitors purged for being hippies
- Snowe to be melted
- Moderates now feeder for wolves
- Hunting Season for Moderates may be over
- GOP stronger than ever... moderates to be shot and killed
- GOP to purge "moderate" menace in Utah!