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Models help people understand new products and how to use them. Often models work naked.

Who Can Become A Model?Edit

Any cheap woman can become a model, except commies.*

* We love us some x-commies.

What Education Does A Model Need?Edit

5th grade education.

What Special Equipment Do Models Need?Edit

A model must maintain a lengthy finger.

Where Do Models Work?Edit

Models work in clothing stores as they pose naked and covered in white paint. They can also be found standing in parks covered in bird poop.

How Much Money Do Models Make?Edit

Models start off with one hudred thousand dollars as a gift from the crime-fighting supermodel, Tyra Banks.

Many models start as interns, so they work for free until they earn their modeling license.

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