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Mitt Romney announced to America he had seen his father march with Martin Luther King. Liberals claim he couldn't have because they don't believe Romney has Dr. Colbert's race blindness.

But he did see it happen.

To be honest, Mitt has seen a lot of things.

Please help compile a complete list of the things Mitt has seen below.

Things Mitt Has SeenEdit

  1. his eyes hath seen the glory
  2. he's seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. He's watched Thetans glitter in the dark near a Psychlos mine. All those moments will be lost in time, like Tom Cruise's masculinity in a gay bar.
  3. he's seen the future
  4. he's seen his son's non-existent military service in the eyes of someone else's dead son
  5. his rear windshield streaked with some kind of brown goo
  6. Jerry Springer - The Opera

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