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Mississippi is a state every good American takes pride in spelling. Due to its proximity to America's wang (Florida), America's balls (Georgia and Alabama), America's big ass (Texas), and America's gigantic crap (Mexico), Missippi is known by all school children as "America's taint" (post No Child Left Behind Act, all the more lucky for Generation Z).
A land of cold hearted thieves one should keep the windows rolled up when visting even if you're visting a college. 
A man driving a DeSoto, which at the time was an American-made automobile, accidentally discovered the state of Mississippi while looking for the river of the same name.
This discovery is documented ably in the Chevy World display at DisneyTown, the third of Walt Disney's great celebrations of American Culture. DisneyTown is located in Biloxi, Mississippi.
After its discovery, the state of Mississippi was a wild territory, enjoying the same privileges all American territories briefly enjoy: rape of resources, rape of environment, and rape of attractive people of all sexes and genders.
Mississippi was admitted as a state around the year 1800 or so. It may have been a little later, no one is sure. Anyhow. The admission of Mississippi was held up for several years because of a shortage of the letter "s" in the Congressional Printe Shoppe in Washington.
The Great "S" Proclamation was signed by then-governor William "Big Bill" Gallavant in 1823. The Proclamation allowed for the state to be admitted to the union under the name "Wanogomsomlagoogie" until more letter s's could be procured by the Congressional Printe Shoppe.
When the CPS was later able to procure enough s's, the state's name was officially changed to Missississississippi for about two weeks until Governor Gallavant noticed the problem while speaking before the local Kiwananananis Club.
Missississississippians today generally awaken to the sound of shotguns, industry, or the crackle of burning lumber. One well know event in Mississippi is the running of the Ingaloids. Held daily since 1938 thousands of shipyard workers descend upon the town of Trentsalvania City (Alternatively know as Pascagoula). This event reaches it peak of intensity as drivers descend or ascend (depending on time of day) the Trent Lott Memorial High Rise Bridge en route to work, or "the F@kc out of town" (In the local Parlance), as no employee or anyone else really wants to live in Trentsalvania City. It has long been speculated by urban theorists, most notably Reginald Jones, that Trentsalvania City will one day be an industrial suburb the burgoning metropolis of Vancleave (a place that can assure former Trentsalvanians their pure blood will not be tainted).
It is also home to a crock load of man whores !
ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS
Whatcha gonna do with that the junk, all that junk inside your trunk
I fucked this white girl who gotta pink range and she drives fast in the slow lane. She got a neck tattoo and all her clothes are new.
Noel Pollard, born ballerina. Peter Griffin
A Typical Day in MississippiEdit
- Wakes up every morning and thanks God he doesn't live in South Carolina....