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"THIS IS AN OFFICIAL INTERNAL REPUBLICAN PARTY MEMO, DO NOT DISSEMINATE TO THE PRESS OR NON-MEMBERS. AFTER READING AND COMMITTING THIS INFORMATION TO MEMORY, PLEASE DISPOSE IN THE MANNER PRESCRIBED IN YOUR REPUBLICAN HANDBOOK. GOD BLESS AMERICA."

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IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, INSERT WHITE WOMAN

This Missing Coed Found Dead graphic is for emergency use only and should only be deployed to knock unflattering Breaking News off the Wikiality Main Page. Photo used should preferably be of an attractive, young, blond, white woman.

The MCFD should not be used when a negative story concerning Democrats, even one with single-sourcing, is available to knock the current Main Page story out of position.


Note: In cases of extreme emergency, substitute "Missing Intern Found Dead", especially if the dead intern can be linked directly to a prominent Democrat.

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