Minneapolis Mike

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Minneapolis Mike (or "tafkaMinneapolisMike" as he is sometimes known) is an all-American blogger on The, an internets tube otherwise filthed-up by communist liberal lies.

After Mr. Mike posts his blessed words, the rest of the unwashed hippies clamor into their safe little tube and cry and whine about how correct Mr. Mike is!

Mr. Mike spends hours in his mother's basement crafting Patriotic perfection which is then posted on The for all to see, and eventually immortalized on another internets tube,

America thanks you, Mr. Mike!

The Baby Jesus thanks you, Mr. Mike!

And thanks you, Mr. Mike! Don't let them silence you, brother!


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