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Milla Jovovich is the highest paid female action hero in the United States; the free market thus states that she is the hottest woman on the planet. Prefers to have sex on a Bear Skin rug. Which she killed herself, with her Bear hands.
Oral sex with her is not a sin.
- Superpower: Can induce Orgasms telepathically.
- Likes really big guns and PhDs.
- Double Jointed.
- An Uberhottie.
- She is proud that she has real Breasts. So are we, Milla, so are we.
- Official Zombie Killer.