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Milla Jovovich
Is an Uber Hottie and you are not! She makes The Baby Jesus stand at attention.
You may look, but do not touch. Unless Stephen Colbert has Nailed her first.


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Milla Jovovich
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!


Milla1

Killing Obama's Zombies

Milla Jovovich is the highest paid female action hero in the United States; the free market thus states that she is the hottest woman on the planet. Prefers to have sex on a Bear Skin rug. Which she killed herself, with her Bear hands.

Oral sex with her is not a sin.

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Caption is moot

Milla3

Loves the NRA

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