Miley Cyrus
is a CELEBRITY! Oh. My. God.
Miley Cyrus
is a "Certified Chick!"
You Go Girl!
Beer gut
Miley Cyrus
is a drunk.
Miley Cyrus
makes satanic music
which are lullabies to the Baby Satan

Miley Cyrus is a Disney superstar who is the daughter of Country Music superstar Billy Ray Cyrus. She plays a character named Hannah Montana. She was nominated for "best Original Song at the 2009 Golden Globe Awards for her duet with John Travolta but lost to Bruce Springsteen. There were some hackers got onto the singer's "Miley and Mandy Show" YouTube page and posted a two-minute video with a message supposedly from Miley's buddy Mandy Jiroux. The pranksters told horrified fans that a drunk driver had killed their teen heroine.

This was pure fake.

Miley Cyrus is still alive and working with Disney.

She has vowed never to take her clothes off, unless it's to pose for pictures with her father.

She is currently dating Jason Montana.

She looks like a chipmunk and sings like Chewbacca.

Has more money than you.

She's hot and stuff, doesn't look ratty like Taylor Swift.

Miley cyrus thinks its good to have your first car be a preused car thats very inexpensive incase of bumbs and dings, thats why she drive a 09 porche

Her Other Alter EgosEdit

  • Rosh Hashanah: Miley Cyrus’ Jewish alter ego

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