- Dont Nifong me, bro!
The Nifong is a parasitic slug that drinks the blood of its victims by fabricating scandals. It can only feed by causing disturbance in The Media. It has been observed that it can also inflate its body by receiving energy from public recognition. Observers believe that the Nifong is known to cause racial clashes to inflate its ego and self-importance.
The Nifong was named after Mike Nifong, a local vagrant.